Funny Shit

It's time again for more funny pictures! Enjoy!

A Bit of Fun...

Seeing as it's a Sunday, I'm not gonna write a huge post that many of you may not read. Instead, here are some funny pictures that I hope will you make you smile!

A FEW MURDERS

"The caretakers will leave at midnight, locking us in here until they come back in the morning. Once the door is locked, there's no way out. The windows have bars that a jail would be proud of, and the only door to the outside locks like vault. There's no electricity, no phone, no one within miles, so no way to call for help."

A Typical Day...

Inspired by Charlotte...

LITTLE PIGS

"Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment, about my responsibilities to my employers? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the Overlook Hotel until May the First? Does it matter to you at all that the owners have placed their complete confidence and trust in me, and that I have signed a letter of agreement, a contract, in which I have accepted that responsibility? Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you? Has it?"

If we don't, remember me.

9 Careers! Well, Kind Of...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Oh how I hated that question! But here are my answers from the past twenty years...

A Superhero/Mutant

Rogue was my favourite, can't believe they ruined her in the movies!

An Actress

A Policewoman

A Model

Haha I wish!

A Librarian

A Teacher

A Social Worker

A Forensic Scientist

And an Elf

A girl can dream!

You talking to me?

I'm going to share with you today one of my favourite Facebook pages:

Harry Potter Pick-up Lines!

It's hilarious and somewhere I always go to get a few giggles. Here are a few of my favourites - some are sweet whereas some are quite naughty!