Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize
So it's been a while since I've spammed you with a song so here's another one by Lindsey Stirling!
|"It's Tuesday, beard. You know what that means. |
|MAN CHILD FREAK THING is available for parties,|
bar-mitzvahs, job conferences, and terror.
|"George, I'm sorry... We ate all the pancakes."|
|Mark, bored with his life, decides to take a series of |
"mostly bad-ass" pictures.
|Ravenna's most notorious of zombie frats was rounded up by police,|
and despite their hellish reputation, they surrendered fairly quickly.
|Michael's parties were known for being |
the best on campus, but they always seemed
to end the same way.
Children walking alone at night may encounter a woman wearing a surgical mask. The woman will stop the child and ask, "Am I beautiful?" If the child answers no, the woman kills them with a pair of scissors. If they answer yes, the woman pulls away the mask, revealing that her mouth is slit from ear to ear and asks, "Even like this?" If the child answers no, they will be cut in half. If they answer yes, then she will slit their mouth like hers.
Seriously, Zak—what the fuck did we do?You have to remember—while you're at home chilling comfortably on your couch watching this stuff on your flat-screen TV, eating a Lunchable and stacking the cheese on your cracker sandwich, you can't feel what it's like to actually be in the company of one of these nasty spirits.