Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hilarious!

So whilst searching for pictures to include in my Being Happy post last night, I came across these hilarious pictures that I just HAVE to share with you guys! 

Now, I just want to say that I am a huge Harry Potter and Twilight fan. Yes. Scoff all you like, especially about liking Twilight but I don't care. I love it, end of. However, I can see the funny side when people take the piss out of it.







Hahaha I'm sorry the first and last pictures still crack me up the most! 

Love, Hazel

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Being Happy - Part 7

The seventh installment of my Being Happy series, inspired by Sofia's Journal

#61 Chocolate


#62 Wearing funky jewelry


#63 Sleeping on fresh, clean bedsheets


#64 Sharing a private joke


#65 Winter fashion


#66 Cute crochet animals


#67 Remembering my dreams


#68 Talking to my mum


#69 Star-gazing


#70 Days spent at the beach


Love, Hazel

Monday, August 15, 2011

To Dye or Not To Dye...?


I'm extremely jealous of this girls hair colour. Isn't it gorgeous? I would love to dye my hair this shade of red but I'm scared to do so. There are far too many disaster stories involving hair dyes that I'm not prepared to risk my brunette locks. Like, for example, my sister dyed her hair a coppery brown and it ended up an obsenely bright orange and an old classmate dyed his hair blonde and everyone called him "lightbulb". 

Then there's the whole "topping up the roots" business. Is dying my hair worth all the hassle? Remember folks, I am incredibly lazy. And skint. Extremely skint. The cheaper option would be to dye my hair myself but then I get images of all my hair falling out and parts of my face being dyed red too. And my hair is extremely long. What if I miss a bit?! 

Sigh. I think I worry too much. Until I'm brave enough I think I'll just sit and drool over this girls hair, wishing it was mine...

I'm so frigging weird.

Love, Hazel

Sunday, August 14, 2011

26 Questions

Pinched from PurpleMist at InsomniaStrikes!

Make a list of 5 things that are in reach.  
Remote control. Mobile phone. Bottle of water. Lip balm. Phone charger.


What is your favourite holiday?
Halloween. I love the spookiness of the whole night.

What is your fashion style?  
I wear a mixture of styles. Depending on the occasion I'll either wear something comfortable like jeans and converse or something pretty like a cute dress with tights and pumps.


What’s your occupation?  
Student.


What do you hear right now?  
The television.


Who was the last person you hugged?
My better half Paul ")


What random song just popped in your head now?  

What did you do today?  
Apart from the usual stuff that I do everyday I finally updated my CV in order to apply for a job I saw online. Fingers crossed!


What was the last text message you received?  
"Night night gorgeous xxxxo"


What websites do you always visit when you go online?  
Msn. Facebook. Blogger. Youtube.


What is your next big planned purchase?  
A four day trip to Edinburgh


If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?  
Soo so many places! Just check out my Dream Destinations page. I update it regularly.


Where do you see yourself in 5 years?  
Hmm... I'll just be turning 25 by then. Wow. That's scary! I do hope though that I'll be happily working in a decent job and living in my own home with my lovely other half.


Where’s your tattoo/Where would you like a tattoo?  
I don't have a tattoo but despite wanting one, I'm not prepared to have something so permanent inked on my body for the rest of my life. If I did get one, I'd get it just beneath my right shoulder.


What are you doing this weekend?  
Well it's the weekend as I'm writing this and all I'm planning on doing is relaxing.


If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?  
The violin without a doubt. It's beautiful.


What’s the one thing you need the most now?  
Something to drink. Like water. I'm not an alco. Tsk to all you who thought so!


Are you a creeper?  
Not really.


What is your dream job?  
A librarian. Surrounded by books all day sounds awesome to me!


What’s the last good movie you saw?  
Super 8. It was so cool! I really loved the child actors.


What’s your favourite quote?  
"What we do in life, echos in eternity" - Gladiator. I just think it's such a beautiful quote.


What is your favourite colour?  
I don't really have a specific favourite.


Give us three styling tips that always work for you:  
Hair: Messy is sexy. I hardly ever straighten my hair. 
Clothes: Just be yourself. I wear clothes that make me feel good.
Make-up: Less is more. I only ever wear eyeliner and mascara just to bring out my eyes. And that's only if I was going out.


Coffee or tea?  
Neither. Both are nasty.


What do you love to do when it is drizzling?  
I don't really like drizzling rain. It's fickle. Stopping and starting constantly. Tis very annoying.


What inspires you? 
People inspire me. Especially Paul.

Love, Hazel

Saturday, August 13, 2011

A Medley of Thoughts

#1 I am really fed up hearing about Cheryl Cole. I honestly don't care why she was sacked from X Factor or if she's talking to Simon Cowell yet. Though I do think she's a fool if she goes back to Ashley Cole, especially when she had Derek Hough. I don't like people who use others. Plus her blonde hair looks ghastly.

#2 The riots in England are a disgrace. I feel so sorry for those who have had their homes and businesses destroyed. The people responsbile are stupid fucks who deserve to rot in prison. What ever happened to the chivalry of the British Empire?

#3 I've heard people talking of there being a Harry Potter tv series or in twenty years, a re-make of all the films being made. I sincerely hope this DOES NOT happen. The movies are perfect the way they are and the actors who played them will always be known as those characters. At least to me anyway. Like seriously, can you imagine someone else playing Hagrid? Or Voldemort? Or even the main trio?! Also, the tv series may go into more detail like the books but again, the actors would have to be completely different and it won't work. I hope JK Rowling puts her foot down and doesn't crack if pressurised by film/tv bigwigs.

#4 Apparently they are re-making the film Dirty Dancing. Although I wasn't a huge fan of the film, I do understand the outrage with touching something that is clearly a beloved movie. Why remake something that is perfect the way it is? If film industries want to remake something, why not start with Eragon or The Golden Compass? Those were bloody butchered! Then again, I think film big wigs are obsessed with remaking things. Look how many times they've remade The Hulk and now they're re-making Spiderman.

#5 For those wondering, I will write a post about the wedding I went to soon. I'm just waiting for the photos to be uploaded etc so I can include them in the post as well.

#6 I've nearly got 50 followers! That's frigging awesome! It's double what I had in my old blog so maybe starting fresh was a good idea after all! Thank you to everyone who follows and continues to follow me and I welcome you all to Pablo's Angel. I really hope I haven't jinxed myself now though!

#7 Kelly Osbourne had a go at Kate Middleton the other day about her wearing the same dresses again and again. Why is this a bad thing?! I think it's quite refreshing to have a woman in the public eye who understands that it's not realistic to wear a new outfit everyday. I'm sure she could afford to do so if she wished but I'm glad she knows how much of a waste that is. Especially in this economic climate. So Kelly can piss off.

#8 As much as I adored the books, I've got a funny feeling that The Hunger Games movie is going to suck. I can't help it! I just have this foreboding feeling about it. Maybe it's because I'm not sure about the actors cast to play the main three characters? Who knows. I just hope it doesn't look like shit. The books deserve that much at least.

#9 I'll leave you with a remix that I find absolutely hilarious! It actually got into our official music chart! Yeah. Us British folk are easily pleased...


Love, Hazel

REVIEW: EVIL THINGS


As of 2011, remakes are out, and found footage is in. And that's fine with me.

Found footage movies are my jam. 

As previously stated, there are over 30 found footage movies currently in various stages of production. Thanks to recent heavy hitters like Paranormal Activity and The Last Exorcism, movie studios both major and minor have learned that found footage movies cost very little money to finance, but yield great potential for easy profit. And if filmmakers know what they're doing, they can make the gimmick effective.

Does Dominic Perez, writer/director of Evil Things, know what he is doing?

Basically. (Minor spoilers follow.)

The movie begins and we meet our cast: a group of twenty-somethings on their way to a remote house to celebrate Miriam's birthday. Along the way they run afoul of a strange dark-colored van with tinted windows which seems to have randomly chosen the kids to harass. They routinely "escape" the tyranny of the van, only to periodically cross paths with it later.

Soon the kids make it to the house for some teen hijinks, pop culture references, and fun times had out in the snowy woods. However, the fun soon stops when they hear odd noises out in the woods - and this on top of the fact that they have somehow become turned around and found themselves lost. They eventually find their way home, relieved to be out of harm's way.

Until the phone begins to incessantly ring, and the knocks at the door ring out, and the mysterious package a la Lost Highway ends up on the front porch...


PROS
The director has assembled a talented group of actors - almost unheard of when dealing with a young cast and a low budget. The actors are fresh-faced (with a dash of acne), and look like realistic, average kids. They all share a believable rapport on screen and for the most part seem to genuinely enjoy each other's company.

The natural progression of the story allows for the sight of the van to become threatening, but without beating you over the head. Its presence is subtle and tastefully done, and the movie doesn't try to cheat by giving the vehicle a purposely garish appearance. The van itself is quite bland and nondescript - the type of vehicle that could follow you for miles and you would be none the wiser...

The set dressing at the kids' house is actually quite clever, if you noticed one minor detail: throughout the entire house, no curtains or shades adorn the windows - of which there are many. The kids cross from room to room with blackness just beyond the many windows. Later on in the film, when shit hits the fan, this detail truly helps to add unease to the mix. The kids literally have nowhere to go without being easily visible from outside the house - they are like fish stuck in a tank, parading themselves around for their attacker who sits outside in the idling van. (See also: CONS.)

"Cassy's" impression of "Leo's" Brooklyn-accented mother kinda made me fall in love with her a little bit. I was literally grinning from ear-to-ear during this scene. Just sayin'.

The movie definitely gets points for exploring a seldom utilized sub-genre: the slasher film. Nine times out of ten today, when a found footage movie is announced, it is about ghosts, or zombies, or aliens, or other not-quite-so realistic villains. Besides for The Last Horror Movie, Man Bites Dog, and the dreadful The Last Broadcast, it's simply an under-explored sub-genre, and I'm glad Perez chose it for his film.

The scene where "Mark" follows the chirping of his WalkieTalkie into another room was very well executed. I'll leave it at that.

CONS
Much like Jamie Kennedy explains in Scream - in the iconic scene that perfectly summed up the point of that movie - there are certain rules one must abide by to successfully create a found footage movie:

1.) Do not add music to your found footage movie. This is only acceptable in situations where your movie contains both the "found" footage and sit-down interviews reflecting on it (see: Lake Mungo, The Tunnel ). Otherwise, this is a cheap trick, and alludes to the notion that the filmmaker does not have enough faith in his movie to be scary without it. Yes, you can hire a composer to write you the most unnerving film score in history, but there will always be one thing scarier than creepy violins or a sustained piano key: complete silence. (Note: To be fair, this may or may not be a point of contention where Evil Things is concerned, as we find out at the end of the film that the footage we have been watching has been "prepared" for us by our unseen antagonist.)

2.) When your camera operator is also a member of the cast, his presence has to feel organic. He cannot feel like a cameraman - he must feel like a character undergoing the same conflicts as his fellow cast members. (SPOILER: During the scene where the kids discover that the videotape left on their porch actually contained footage - shot by their stalker - of the house's exterior, interior, and even of the kids sleeping, what could have been the most effective scene in the movie was ruined by the cameraman making sure to capture the horrified reactions of the cast. Put yourself in that situation: you are trapped in a house in the middle of nowhere, and you are seeing footage of YOU sleeping, taken by someone who intends to do you harm. Do you stare, transfixed at the television, your camera slightly off kilter, or do you focus more on your friends' reactions, being sure to cut from face to face to face?)

3.) Do not choreograph the camerawork in conjunction with the script. A character's dialogue should be impulsive and natural. There were far too many scenes in the film in which the camera whipped over to a focus on a specific character well before they started talking, as if the camera operator were anticipating this speaking part. If the gimmick behind found footage is for your events to feel as realistic as possible, filmmakers must take this into account.


Despite the fact that the movie's running time was barely 80 minutes, there are too many padding scenes. The drive to the house takes too long, and even the most monotonous scenes - such as the kids sitting around eating dinner and barely speaking - needed not be included (nor would ever realistically be filmed by our camera operator/character). It's always better to have a shorter and tighter film (example: [REC], with a running time of 78 minutes and not an ounce of fat in the film).
The kids tend to overreact to certain events in the film, as if already aware they are in a horror film. By the van's second appearance, the kids show genuine fear, whereas in reality, most people would pass it off as a minor annoyance. Same goes for when they become lost in the woods - panic seems to set in  bit too prematurely.

Earlier I mentioned the lack of curtains, and yes, it was effective in increasing the tension during the film's finale. But, on the flip-side...who doesn't hang curtains or shades in their windows, especially in a house which was clearly otherwise cared for by its owners? Sure, it's a minor quibble, but one line of dialogue would have made this a bit more palatable: "Sorry none of the windows have curtains - we just finished painting." Or, you know...something else.

The climax of the film felt rushed, which was a shame, given the amount of action taking place. I was hoping the film would build to unbearable levels of tension, but instead the movie seemed to go out with more of a whimper than a bang. (And the last shot inside the house owes quite a bit to the finale of The Silence of the Lambs .)

The end of the film introduces an interesting revelation - the unseen, van-driving stalker sets his sights on a new set of kids: a film crew wandering around Central Park. What is it about the presence of the camera that attracts our unseen antagonist? We've learned he likes to shoot his own raw footage, but what is Perez insinuating by showing us the stalker's attraction to video? That's a question you'll be wondering about as the credits roll.

Despite the cons, Evil Things was still a fun ride, with genuine moments of suspense and shock, and it was an admirable film debut by writer/director Perez. I look forward to seeing what he'll bring us in the future.

GRADE: B-

Friday, August 12, 2011

MEMENTO MORI: PART II

DEATH, to the dead for evermore
A King, a God, the last, the best of friends -
Whene'er this mortal journey ends
Death, like a host, comes smiling to the door;
Smiling, he greets us, on that tranquil shore
Where neither piping bird nor peeping dawn
Disturbs the eternal sleep,
But in the stillness far withdrawn
Our dreamless rest for evermore we keep.
 
- Robert Louis Stevenson